Sorry, Alfred

I'm watching the Emmys and was just on the phone with Alfred. The following is a true conversation.

Me: this montage is reminding me of all the people who died this year.

Alfred: like that judge from America's got talent.

Me: what? Which judge died?

Alfred: you know, that one from all the movies in the 70s. He just died a couple weeks ago.

Me: really? I don't know who you're talking about. (montage continues) oh, Patrick Swayze! Yeah, he's not on America's got talent. That's David Hasselhoff.

Have you ever seen the Saturday night live commercial for the mom celebrity translator? I feel like I need that with Alfred sometimes. If I can find a link tomorrow I'll post it, since I'm writing this from my phone right now.